I suck at texting unless:
I am in a relationship with you If you are cute I need something Me and you are close as fuck I want you in my bed
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Good handjob tips:
immabard: Put your mouth on it. lololololol
When someone vents to you,
lalalalalacaitlinmay: And you’re left speechless. You want to be able to say something to make them feel better, but you can’t think of anything. All you can do is try to respond with something but then it seems like you don’t care. It sucks when someone is pouring their heart out to you, and you can’t do anything to fix it.
one time in the 7th grade i brought this curling iron to school and the boys from my class saw it and they thought it was a dildo or something and my nickname became japanese butt torture and everytime i see them they never let me forget this no matter how many times i try to explain that this is a curling iron
ohsnapitsjackie: Sometimes I wish we could just sit there without saying anything at all and have it be completely non-awkward. I love being so comfortable with someone that there’s not always the need to fill in every silent moment with speaking. There’s something so refreshing about silence. Plus, talking and listening to people talk can get tiring after awhile.